Thursday, December 10, 2009

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hea

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss. Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and s o on until you get a response."That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?" No response. So the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?" James, for the 3rd time I've said, CHICKEN!"



"Intelligence is like an underwear.It is important that you have it, but not necessary to show it.



A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.......symphony



very good!



A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.......performing arts center opera theater



Lol good joke... Stupid James
funny

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